God of Food

Gordon Ramsay is the god of food and chefs. He roams around Earth looking for terrible chefs to insult. He occasionally appears to children aspiring to be chefs to encourage them to pursue their dreams.

Mythology
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Gordon Ramsay is the son of two regular mortals, names unknown. He was dedicated to Hestia, the virgin goddess of the hearth when he was born. Some rumours say that Hestia herself revealed herself in their dreams ordering to dedicate Ramsay, so she could achieve great works through him. His parents realized his gift for cooking - and snide comments - when he commented on how the crab is so undercooked that he can still hear it singing "Under the Sea" on his first day of life.

As Ramsay grew, his cooking skills developed with him. He invented new cuisines whenever he had the time. He taught the people how to properly cook octopus. Until now, the octopus is considered a "must-have" in Greece. He was so talented that he was in charge of cooking by the age of 6. When he was 10, he opened his own restaurant and was awarded his first Minos Star after competing at the competition held by King Minos. Then King Minos ordered Ramsay to be his chef. Many famous heroes like Perseus and Jason visited his restaurant and complimented on his cooking. Once, Ramsay succeeded in making a dish to please the Minotaur instead of sacrificing 7 young girls and 7 young boys.

At the age of 15, Ramsay was rewarded by the Olympian gods for creating the new menu called Beef Wellington by making him the god of Food and Cooking. After he became a god, he started a cooking contest called MasterChef where he gathered all cooks in Greece. He shared his knowledge, but usually ended with insults at the cooks. He also started giving advice to children through a program called MasterChef Junior. Unlike his behaviour towards the adults, he was very gentle towards the children. He encouraged them to pursue their dreams. These programs became so popular that it was televised through Hephaestus' broadcasting system.

He continues to share his knowledge of cooking through his broadcasting shows.

Pleasing and Displeasing
In order to please Gordon Ramsay people must properly cook their food. He loves people who have the passion to improve on their cooking. Some menus that have received his blessings are rice pudding, French fries, and In-N-Out Burgers. If you please Gordon Ramsay, you will be respected by your peers because almost no one gets a compliment from him. No one knows for sure what exactly pleases him.

However, Ramsay is displeased by terrible tasting food. He despises undercooked meat and bland food. He is also displeased by pineapple on pizza and overcooked Brussel sprouts. If you ever displease Gordon Ramsay, you need to say good bye to your eardrums and self-esteem. He will insult you with a very colourful vocabulary. It is very easy to displease Gordon Ramsay, therefore, be careful of what you do in the kitchen.