God of Social Media

The God of Social Media
Mark Zuckerberg was born in Arblasham, Nebraskar on the planet Gloogle (also known as planet AN-M84) on May 14, 1984.

== Mythology == Mark Zuckerberg was chosen as a representative from AN-M84 to live on Earth to advance our social media platforms and to share AN-M84’s knowledge about social media to everyone on Earth. Mark was talented from the start. He was always talking to other people and it made him happy. One day during school, Mark decided he wanted to travel to another planet and help the species use social media more. He had already developed Gloogle Talk, which was a planet wide social media platform where people could talk to each other, make calls and even upload pictures for other people to see. Mark knew that other species on other planets also needed to hear about this. The time came, and everyone was sad to see him go, but they knew it was for the better good for the universe. The rocket went up and up and up, until it was out of sight. Mark thought about how he could bring his social media platform to this new world. He would have to wait and see. The rocket’s navigation system was set for the course to Earth. Mark read a little bit about it before, and he was excited to finally land. When Mark landed, he recognized the area where his rocket landed. It was the Kennedy Space Center. He was told that Earth was waiting for him. When he got off the rocket, crowds were cheering for him. They were all excited to see this new social media platform. Mark got to work as soon as he could. While reading a book, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he got to work again. Mark then tried to think of a name for this planet’s social media platform, and he remembered how his face was in that book while he slept. Thus came the name Facebook. Mark earned a lot of money because of Facebook, and was known around the universe for his good deeds. He eventually married a woman from Earth and had a boy. You can now find him in his multi million dollar mansion in San Francisco, California living happily with his family. The gods of the Milky Way, seeing that Mark Zuckerburg was a good man, appointed him to be the god of social media, thus making him all powerful and almighty. Mark kept this a secret to Earth though, because he did not want any trouble on a planet he did not fully understand.

Pleasing and Displeasing
Mark Zuckerburg, god of social media, is pleased when someone starts to use Facebook. He is delighted to look at cute cat pictures all day. Mark is happy when Facebook grows and everybody starts to use it. Some things Mark does not like is when people complain about how Facebook is bad because of certain dumb things. He does not like people complaining and will block them if necessary. The biggest thing Mark does not like is when a new competitor shows up, such as Instagram and Tik Tok. Mark wants to be the number one social media platform on Earth so that he will get a lot of fame and money.