God of Books

Tolkien is the god of books and literature. He dwells on Mount Oxford, where he blesses all creative writers with powers of imagination.

Mythology
Tolkien (also known as His Lordship John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) is the son of the Norse gods Odin and Frigg, who conceived him after spending twelve consecutive years reading poetry nonstop. They immediately recognized the infant as a poet in the making, and sure enough, in his first week of life he composed an epic poem on the subject of cloth diapers.

As the young Tolkien grew, so did his imaginative powers. He began making up stories that were so interesting his teachers stopped their lessons to listen to him teach, and his classmates found themselves asking "Then what happened?" constantly. Once, when he was nine, aAll the warriors of the Great Hall of Oxford stopped fighting while waiting for him to resolve a cliffhanger.

When he was a teenager, Tolkien discovered he had the power of concretization. This power meant that his imagination had grown so strong that when he merely thought of a character, that character literally came to life and went into the world. When he mentally pictured a battle, people would fight, and storms would occur if he felt like having rain. The other gods, terrified by his power, cast a spell on him that trapped his thoughts and forced them into books, where they could only be accessed by other people reading them, instead of wandering freely in the world.

In Tolkien's young adult years...

Pleasing & displeasing
In order to please Tolkien, one must simply write a good piece of creative writing. He accepts all gifts, from haikus all the way to novels. However, he bestows his greatest blessings on 1,000-page epics. ...

However, Tolkien is displeased by careless mixing of details. Once, he and his half-brother Seeyess Luwis were holding a competition to see who could write the best fantasy series, and Seeyess wrote books that merged every single culture in the world. He had Greek dryads, British hrosses, Norse dwarves, Slavic mice, and modern world wars. Tolkien considered mixing cultures a sin, and broke off his relationship with Seeyess for ten years. ...