The God of Money

Bezos is the God of all wealth throughout the universe. He roams in search of worlds to plague with greed and the love for money.

Mythology
The story of Bezos (Jeffery Preston Bezos) started thousands of years ago on the desolate planet Vutromia, were his parents, Lord Miguel Bezos, and his newlywed wife Jacklyn abandoned him as a young child. With no knowledge of the strength he possessed, they left him for dead. 3 days later, he was found by a merchant who was wandering the vast deserts. The merchant took him and dropped him off in the nearest town, where he was taken in by the orphanage. He grew up under the care of the townspeople and in that very same town is where he discovered his true strength. When Bezos turned 18, he started the system of money. He took some painted stones, distributed them around the town, making sure to give an equal amount to all inhabitants. He told them that when they make trades for goods or services, they no longer need to pay it off with a service in return. He explained to them that they could exchange services and goods for the stones, which now heald value in their society. This was the origin of the sin of greed.

Since everyone desired more stones, it lead to a huge inflation in prices, which lead many people to poverty. All the while, Bezos, the "owner" of the system got richer and richer. Since he owned the system, he was the one who received the taxes from the townspeople. In search for more money, Bezos raised taxes on everyone living in the town. This made many people to leave the town, causing a collapse in the village's economy. Once Bezos had complete control of the collapsed market, he left his hometown to lead a conquest across the planet spreading his economic system. After about a year of conquest, he successfully engulfed Vutromia in greed, leaving them in despair. He left Vutromia to continue his dream of having a galaxy-wide monopoly. He went from planet to planet spreading his new system, leaving the leader of each planet in charge of the people and their planets wealth. Bezos created bonds between the leaders so that they would profit via each other by using his system. The leaders desired wealth just as much as Bezos, meaning they would not stray from his system. The greed of those in positions of power lead to the destruction of their planets. Bezos' final destination in the milky way was the planet known as Earth.

Earth was Bezos largest, most daunting task. It was the most populated, intelligent, and biggest planet Bezos had attempted to overthrow. To his surprise, the inhabitants were not so quick to accept his ideas. Since humans had leaders, like most other planets, Bezos knew he needed to find the most powerful one and persuade him to use his system. This is why he went to the leader of the biggest tribe of humans, chief ZamZam, and took control of his mind. He filled his mind with greed, which caused him to convert Earth over to his corrupt economic system. It took just under 6 months for the system to spread all across the globe, which created the world we now live in. A world of greed, money, and material wealth. His evil system made him the most money, which made him the most powerful being in the entire milky way galaxy. He was the leader of the galactic monopoly he had dreamed about when he left Vutromia all those years ago. When Bezos' mission was complete, he left Earth moving to the next unsuspecting galaxy. He continued his domination of the universe until finally, he had control of all people and all their wealth. After that, Bezos went to his final resting place, the planet Vormir, which no one has ever found. Some say he still lives among us, driving our economic systems. Others say he will return and strip us of all our money, leaving us with nothing but death and destruction.

Pleasing and Displeasing
Bezos is only pleased by one thing, a world controlled by greed. When Bezos sees greedy people he rejoices, knowing that he is profiting off their desires for money, fame, and power. When he sees those abusing his system, he gives them more opportunities to continue their growth and domination. He is pleased when a small group of people control almost everyone. It makes it easier for him to control planets because he only needs to control the few who control the many. The more worlds that fall to his system, the more he makes, which gives him more power over all worlds.

However, when he sees people giving, Bezos is displeased. It infuriates him to see those that only take what they need, and give away the rest. He despises those who resist temptation, ones who resist the greedy nature of all life forms. When people find their worth from non-material things, Bezos sees them as a powerful source of selflessness, which he doesn't want to spread widely. He pushes more and more money into their lives so that eventually, they fall to the temptation. No mortal man has ever escaped Bezos and his love of profit.

Written By: Matthew Stefanutti